Double Licence : Solidaires !
Teeellement que je suis gentille
Pour ceux du TD7 qui ont pas trouvé, la flemme de chercher ou tout simplement oublié
de noter nos devoirs pour lundi en "english litterature" avec notre professeur fou de caté
et de Chirac voici donc la génèse par King James.
The Book of Genesis - King James Version
001:001 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
001:002 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was
upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon
the face of the waters.
001:003 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
001:004 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the
light from the darkness.
001:005 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called
Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
001:006 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the
waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
001:007 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were
under the firmament from the waters which were above the
firmament: and it was so.
001:008 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the
morning were the second day.
001:009 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered
together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it
was so.
001:010 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together
of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
001:011 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb
yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his
kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
001:012 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed
after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in
itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
001:013 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
001:014 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the
heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for
signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
001:015 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to
give light upon the earth: and it was so.
001:016 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the
day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars
also.
001:017 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light
upon the earth,
001:018 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the
light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
001:019 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
001:020 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving
creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth
in the open firmament of heaven.
001:021 And God created great whales, and every living creature that
moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their
kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that
it was good.
001:022 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and
fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the
earth.
001:023 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
001:024 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature
after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the
earth after his kind: and it was so.
001:025 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle
after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth
after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
001:026 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our
likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea,
and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over
all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth
upon the earth.
001:027 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God
created he him; male and female created he them.
001:028 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and
multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have
dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the
air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
001:029 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing
seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree,
in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it
shall be for meat.
001:030 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air,
and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there
is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was
so.
001:031 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was
very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
002:001 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host
of them.
002:002 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made;
and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he
had made.
002:003 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because
that in it he had rested from all his work which God created
and made.
002:004 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when
they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth
and the heavens,
002:005 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and
every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had
not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man
to till the ground.
002:006 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole
face of the ground.
002:007 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and
breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became
a living soul.
002:008 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there
he put the man whom he had formed.
002:009 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree
that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of
life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of
knowledge of good and evil.
002:010 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from
thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
002:011 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth
the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
002:012 And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the
onyx stone.
002:013 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that
compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
002:014 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which
goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is
Euphrates.
002:015 And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of
Eden to dress it and to keep it.
002:016 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of
the garden thou mayest freely eat:
002:017 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt
not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou
shalt surely die.
002:018 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be
alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
002:019 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the
field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam
to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called
every living creature, that was the name thereof.
002:020 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air,
and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not
found an help meet for him.
002:021 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he
slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh
instead thereof;
002:022 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a
woman, and brought her unto the man.
002:023 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my
flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of
Man.
002:024 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and
shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
002:025 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not
ashamed.
003:001 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field
which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
003:002 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit
of the trees of the garden:
003:003 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the
garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall
ye touch it, lest ye die.
003:004 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
003:005 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your
eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good
and evil.
003:006 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and
that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to
make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and
gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
003:007 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they
were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made
themselves aprons.
003:008 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden
in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves
from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the
garden.
003:009 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where
art thou?
003:010 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was
afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
003:011 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou
eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou
shouldest not eat?
003:012 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me,
she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
003:013 And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat.
003:014 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done
this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast
of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt
thou eat all the days of thy life:
003:015 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between
thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou
shalt bruise his heel.
003:016 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and
thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and
thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over
thee.
003:017 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the
voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I
commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is
the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all
the days of thy life;
003:018 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and
thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
003:019 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou
return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for
dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
003:020 And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the
mother of all living.
003:021 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of
skins, and clothed them.
003:022 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us,
to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand,
and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
003:023 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden,
to till the ground from whence he was taken.
003:024 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the
garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned
every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
Bon courage, Maria
(PS c'est moi qui ait changé le visuel du blog j'le trouve un peu plus joyeux, comme ça on fait toujours secte, mais au moins on parait ouverts et joyeux!)
Article ajouté le 2006-10-03 , consulté 129 fois
Commentaires
raph le 03/10/2006 à 22:20:54Vive le caté et chirac, je vois pas ce pas que tu reproches;)C'est de l'humour bien sur... en avant pour la lecture.... biz
Sylvain le 03/10/2006 à 22:33:15
Ouééé!!!! Merci beaucoup, c'est chic de votre part!
ysa le 03/10/2006 à 23:04:51
Bonne idée le changement du visuel!! CT trop sombre avant
paul le 04/10/2006 à 08:01:28
au fait, qui sait quand sont les td de 2eme langue, genre allemand?
Maria le 04/10/2006 à 17:42:18
Merci Ysa, chère camarade douée de sens esthétique, par comme Raph qui trouve ce visuel cucul alors qu'il est destiné à nous élever! Enfin quelqu'un qui a tout compris!
; )
paul le 04/10/2006 à 19:32:46
c'est pas cucul, mais ça fait un peu squybus comme ambiance...
comprendront les versaillais!!
raph le 07/10/2006 à 21:45:07
je viens de lire, alors daccord gt pa reveillée mas ya pas un passage où les mots sont écrits bizzarement, notamment celui ou le serpent fais chier eve et que dieu les engueule??? bisou
Sylvain le 08/10/2006 à 18:30:46
Mais heu... C'est pas complet ce truc.. (désolé mais c'est vrai... mais c'était super gentil quand même hein!)
La suite sur le lien:
http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/genesis.html
Bon courage, vous verrez c'est un peu plus conséquent!
servane le 08/10/2006 à 20:29:59
merci Maria,c 'est vraiment adoooooooooooooooorable de ta part de te faire autant chier pr tte la double licence...!
servane le 08/10/2006 à 21:07:12
c'est marrant pcq en lisant le titre de l'annonce, j'ai tout de suite deviné que c'était toi!!!!!!!!!
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